Thursday, October 25, 2012

Don't offer me technical advice...

...unless you actually know WTF you're talking about.

I have to sit through a demo tomorrow of someone else's web application that someone I have less than zero respect for said was "perfect" for us.  Yeah right.  It's written in a language we don't use, runs under a web server we don't use, and probably has s**t for permissions and data integrity.  Not to mention that even if they do have some stuff normalized, they aren't going to magically match everything we have already.  No, using this thing - if we do it at all - will still represent a significant integration effort...not to mention that we had something kinda sorta like this already that completely died because nooooooooooobody wanted to be responsible for actually maintaining the data (plus nobody ever used the data).....but someone said it was perfect so now I have to go waste a hunk of my morning sitting through this thing.  At least I'll get to enjoy shooting him down when he expresses his marvelous idea to management.

Except they won't get it either.

Oh, I give up.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

STFU!

Ok, I've tried hard to be good.  I smile when I want to scream and tell people earnestly how happy I'd be to look into something for them, when really I think it's a total crock and their ideas suck.  But you know, enough is enough.  I've had it with one particular group of people who haven't participated meaningfully in a single discussion about requirements (for software development), yet complain incessantly that they don't have input.  ATTEND A FRIGGIN' MEETING WHY DON'T YOU?!  Do I have to set the talking points to music, do a dance on your table top to get your attention?  Their group has a representative who never shows up, never appoints an alternate.  (Sometimes he sends a yes or no vote by passenger pigeon but his vote is completely disconnected from any actual review of the material - our next version of one application is undoing a whole bunch of stuff that he voted yes on the first time.)  The rest of us get on with our work and make decisions.  Now they're completely up in arms about a few things that they had ample opportunity to weigh in on for the last few months.  You know what?  I don't care!  If they had paid the slightest bit of attention to anything they'd know where things stand, but nooooooooooooo.  It's easier to bitch and moan and whine.  Well, I'm bitching back.  Either participate constructively, or go away.  I'm not listening to your crap any more. Got that?

I'll now return to fake smiley face.